Despite my best efforts, I always have to: - Say or think 'Never Eat Shredded Wheat' whenever people say 'such and such is to the east of here' or if they give directions involving compass directions. - Say, think, or write, 'SOHCAHTOA' when doing trigonometry. - When writing or typing the word 'beautiful' I have to think 'Beee-eee-ay-yootiful' because saying that is how I learned to arrange the vowels in the word in school. I also have to think 'canoe egg' when spell ...